P...bulletin....joke..3/2/15

THE BIBLE THROUGH THE EYES OF A CHILD

Solomon....One of David's sons was called Solomon. He had, like 300 wives and 500 porcupines. They told us in Sunday School that he was a really wise man, but that doesn't souind too wise to me.

Jonah and Other Prophets.....After Solomon came a whole lot of major league prophets. Jonah was one of them. He was swallowed by a whale, then barfed up on the beach. There were some other minor league prophets, but they weren't too important.

The New Testament....When the Old Testament was done, they started the New Testament. Jesus was the Star. He was born in a barn in the town of Bethlehem. I wish I had been born in a barn, too, because then, when my mother says to me, "Close the door. Were you born in a barn?" I could say, "As a matter of fact, I was."

Jesus argued a lot with the Chief Priests and Democrats. He had twelve opossums. Most of them were good, but Judas Asparagus was not. He was so bad, they named a real yucky vegetable after him.

Jesus healed some people and leopards. Then he preached to the Germans opn the Mount. But the Chief Priests and Democrats were mad at him and put him on trial. Pilot was too chicken to stick up for Him, so he just washed his hands.

Jesus died for our sins and came back to life again. He went to heaven, but will come back at the end of the aluminum. We can read all about that in the Book of the Revolution.