Kiwanis Club 
"Trivia is Always Right for the Curious!"
1. Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected' make the unexpected expected?
2..How do I set my lazer printer on 'stun'?
3..If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
4..If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages?
5..If all the world is a stage, where does the audience sit?
6..If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?
7..If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
8..If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
9..If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
10..What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?