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FOR THE WEEK OF JULY 23rd, 2018
"Complaining about a problem without posing a solution is called whining!"
Those who were present on Thursday, July 19, 2018
Doug Balkman, Jeanne Balkman, Chester Banks, Del Brown, Frederick Case, Randy Cook, Pam Cook, Joanna Gilland, Veronique Hahn, Moe Johnson, Rob Martin, Gary Nelson, Lon Shell, Kelli Whigham, Ted Breihan, Andrew Gary, Garry White, John Polk, Merwin Richards, Glen Rydl, Gary Strunk, McBride Wilson. (Guest: Crystal Kelley, brought by Joanna Gilland) 22 members, 1 guest
"Here is the list of Greeters for the month of JULY, 2018
If you are scheduled to be Greeter for a particular Thursday, try to arrive at Grins by about 11:30am, put on the special Greeter's badge and then greet each and every member and visitors as they come in.
July 26...……..Beverly Crumley
Anniversaries celebrated in July 2018
……….July 27...….Charles & Cherry Walts
……….July 30...….Glen & Mary Lou Rydl
……………….July 30...……….Jude Prather
"We All Can Use Prayers throughout Our Lifetime!
----Glen & Marilou Rydl....every day sees improvements
--------Cynthia Bentley...…...She is up and going!
--------Ted Breihan...….We've seen him at our meeting each week. What a champion!
--------John Polk.....Nothing seems to get this fellow down!
--------Rob Martin...….He's back in the saddle again
--------All of those TSU students that were affected by the Iconic fire.
Last Week's Program
Gary Strunk, camp coordinator for our club's 'Camp McBride Wilson Youth Camp' gave quite a run down on this past year's useage of our camp. This is Gary's 2d year to be in this position and it goes without saying that there is a lot of hard work that goes along with being coordinator. The camp is used very often by Boy Scouts, church groups, and any other group that might sign up and the camp is available.
We are very proud of our camp, but is takes more than one person to maintain it, coordinate users, and still get involved in other activities which our club is involved in. Gary has done a magnificent job in handling many groups, going out to the camp and letting the group in, turning on electricity and water, making sure that restrooms are clean, and then going back to the camp at the completion of the weekend campout, shutting things down and locking the camp until the next time. Our gratitude goes out to Gary for his hard work and other members of our club who have mowed, weed whacked, trimmed, cleaned, raked in order that our camp is ready for the next group. A great amount of congratulations goes out to Gary for the magnificent job he has done.
Those were the words of Joanna Gilland who drew her winning card out of the BigBucks, and guess what.....she kept it!
Program for this coming Thursday
The program for this coming Thursday will be presented by Kelli Whigham. As always, it will be a 'good-un', so let's not miss it.....and bring a guest with you!
San Marcos Kiwanis Board Meeting.
Your editor apologizes for putting the wrong date for our Board Meeting as having met last Thursday. Not correct. The Board will meet this Thursday, July 26 in the CTMC Professional Building at 5:00pm.
Week of July 20 to July 26
July 20, 1715 - - The Riot Act took effect in Britain. If a dozen or more persons were disturbing the peace, an authority was required to command silence and read the following, "Our sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the act made in the first year of King George, for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God save the king." Any persons who failed to obey within one hour were to be arrested!
July 21, 1911 - - University professor and author Marshall McLuhan was born in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. Best known for stating, "The medium is the message," regarding modern mass communication!
July 22, 1934 - - Bank Robber John Dillinger was shot and killed by FBI agents as he left Chicago's Biograph Movie Theater after watching the film Manhattan Melodrama starring Clark Gable and Myrna Loy!
July 23, 1952 - - Egyptian army officers launched a revolu9tion changing Egypt from a monarchy to a republic.
July 24, 1945 - - At the conclusion of the Potsdam Conference in Germany, Winston Churchill, Harry Truman and China's representatives issued a demand for unconditional Japanese surrender. The Japanese unaware the demand was backed up by an Atomic Bomb, rejected the Potsdam Declaration on July 26!
July 25, 1909 - - The world's first international overseas airplane flight was achieved by Louis Bleriot in a small monoplane. After asking, "Where is England?" he took from France and landed in England near Dover, where he was greeting by British police!
July 26, 1945 - - The U.S. Cruiser Indianapolis arrive at Tinian Island in the Marianas with an unassembled atomic Bomb, met by scientists ready to complete the assembly.
This Week's Riddle
"It's shorter than the rest, but when you're happy, you raise it up like it's the best. What is It?
"Have we ever been in this situation?"
"The man looked a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether anything was troubling him.
"Well, to tell the truth, Doc, yes," answered the patient. "You see, I seem to be getting forgetful. I'm never sure I can remember where I put the car, or whether I answered a letter, or where I'm going, or what it is I'm going to do once I get there....if I get there. So, I really need your help. What can I do?"
The doctor mused for a moment, then answered in his kindest tones, "Pay me in advance!"
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"Pooped"
"This term goes back to sailors who brought it to land. The stern of a boat is called the poop. During strong winds and storms, smashed against it repeatedly. Any ship's stern that showed damage from all of this was called 'pooped' and lucky to still be floating after days of battering waves. So when the sailors got ashore, in their descriptive way they often say that they felt as tired and battered and as 'pooped' as their ship. People took hold of this phrase and soon used it to describe themselves even when on land as being totally pooped out when they were really tired, fatigued and exhausted from anything."
Well, What Do You Know About That!
1...The world's known tallest man is Robert Pershing. The giraffe is 18 feet, the man is 8'11.1"
2...The only two animals that can see behind themselves without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot!
3...The largest bird egg in the world today is that of the ostrich. Ostrich eggs are from 6-8" long. Because of their size and the thickness of their shells, they take 40 minutes to hard-boil. The average adult male ostrich, the world's largest living bird, weighs up to 345 pounds.
4...Every dolphin has its own signature whistle to distinguish it from other dolphins, much like a human finger print.
5...The world's largest mammal, the blue whale, weighs 50 tons at birth. Fully grown, it weighs as much as 150 tons.
6...Mercury is the closest planet to the sun and it doesn't have a moon. It's atmosphere is so thin that during the day the temperature reaches 750 degrees, but at night it gets down to -300 degrees.
7...Mountain lions are known by more than 100 names, including panther, catamount, cougar, painter and puma. It's scientific name is Felis concolor, which means 'cat of one color.' At one time mountain lions were very common.
8...Queen ants can live to be 30 years old.
9...Dragonflies can flap their wings 28 times per second, and they can fly up to 60 miles per hour.
10..As fast as dragonflies can flap their wings, bees are even faster....they can flap their wings 435 times per second.
"My Final Thoughts! Just Some Extras!! I Love These!
1.....The first Rose Bowl game was held in 1902 in Pasadena, California. The University of Michigan beat Sanford 49-0!
2.....The first cover of 'Sports Illustrated,' in 1954, showed National League umpire, Augie Donatelli, behind the plate with two major-league stars: catcher Wes Westrum, and batter Eddie Matthews!
3.....The first Kentucky Derby was run at Churchhill Downs in 1875 with Aristides as winner!
4.....The first NBA player to score 38,000 points was Kareem Abdul-Jabar in 1989!
5.....The first players elected to Baseball Hall of Fame were Ty Cobb, Babe Ruth, Honus Wagner, Christy Matthewson and Walter Johnson in 1936!
6.....The first professional football team to sport an insignia on their helmets was the Los Angeles Rams in 1950, who hand painted yellow horns on their blue leather helmets!
7.....The first triple jump in figure skating competition was performed by Dick Button in 1952!
8.....The Four Horsemen of the Fighting Irish of Notre Dame played together for the last time in 1925, as the Irish downed Stanford in the Rose Bowl, 27-10. The Four Horsemen were Jim Crowley, Elmer Layden, Don Miller and Harry Stuhldreher!
9.....The oiuja board was invented by Isaac and William Fuld, and was patented July 1, 1892!
10....There are 2,598,960 five card hands possible in a 52-card deck of cards!