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San Marcos Noon Kiwanis - We Build!
San Marcos Noon
Kiwanis is for Kids:"Every Child Is a Story not Yet Told"
We meet Thursdays at 12:00 PM
Grin's Restaurant
802 N LBJ Dr
San Marcos, TX  78666
United States
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May 25, 2017
Glen will bring Susan Smith from the Library and present her support check
Jun 01, 2017
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Jun 15, 2017
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Jun 29, 2017
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FOR THE WEEK OF MAY 15th, 2017
 "We don't plan to fail, we just fail to plan.  So, plan.  And, be prepared not just to change horses in midstream, but to change to a Boat in midstream.  Keep your goal, your Dream.  Stay firm and fixed on that.  Be prepared, however, for whatever methods come along to get you there.  Especially methods not on your plan.  Plan on it. 
"Here is the list of Greeters for the month of May, 2017
         
           If you are scheduled to be Greeter for a particular Thursday, try to arrive at Grins by about 11:30am, put on the special Greeter's badge and then greet each and every member  and visitors as they come in.  
                May 18............Rhonda White
                May 25...........Chad Burns                                                                    
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

   

                       

    
"BIRTHDAYS DURING THE MONTH OF MAY 2017"
 
          May 24............Steve Whigham
 
    
 
 
 
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Scholarship Recipients Speak at our Club Meeting Last
Thursday.
 
     Garry White, Chairman of our Kiwanis Club Scholarship had our Scholarship Recipients come to our meeting and had them tell a bit about themselves and what their plans are following graduation from High School.  There were five scholarships of $1,000 each given, but one of the recipients, Jesus Alvarez, was not able to be there, but will try to be there at our next meeting.  The ones who were in attendance each got up and told us something about themselves, and what their plans were in higher education.  Those who gave talks were Julian Delarosa, who will be attending University of Texas; Erica Rodriguez-San, who will be attending University of Texas and majoring in business; Edwin Ault who will be attending University of Texas and is planning on going to medical school; and finally Luis Trejo who is going to A&M and will be studying Animal Science.  We wish all of them the best wishes for a bright future.
No winner last Thursday.  McBride Wilson's name was drawn, but he was not present.  Sorry McBride!
What a Fantastic Success at the Kitchen Cottage last Friday!
 
     What a wonderful turnout both from our club and also from the city.  We had fourteen club members and two absolutely marvelous dishwashers.  The meal was tremendous, (Creamy Chicken Ritz Casserole on top of steaming rice, surrounded by a delicious tossed salad and a delightful collection of desserts.  The club served almost 50 people who came from all over San Marcos.  This is the first time Kiwanis has been host to this meal, and it was well received. 
     President Tracy Herman worked very hard in drawing this together, but it took a joint effort to pull it off.  Those of the club who donned aprons and sanitary gloves were Lucky Bovo, Randy Cook, Pam Cook, Kelli Whigham, Beverly Crumley, Rhonda White, Glen Rydl, Del Brown, Rob Martin, Tracy Herman, Gary nelson, Charles Johnson, Frederick Case,  and Veronique Hahn.  The two faithful dishwashers were Isabel Martinez and Elda H. Hagy.
     Thanks to every one who pitched in and made this event a very successful one.
 
    
 
K-Kids walk through a Fitness Day!
 
     Last week, the K-Kids from DeZavala  School 'walked' through every classroom and told the kids in each room just how they can develop healthy habits both in school and at home, and to stay physically and mentally fit as summer gets closer.
     They walked as a group and visited every classroom under the leadership of their sponsor, Brittany Bouzard.  This was a special project that they have done in the past in the gymnasium, and our Kiwanis members have helped, but this time, rather than meeting in the gym, they went as a group, and explained various bits of information on how to stay healthy and fit.  It was called "Fitness Day"  You can see by the smiles on their faces that they were enjoying this event very much.  They are to be congratulated for doing this.
Our Kiwanis Program for this week, Thursday, May 24.
 
     As we have done over the years with what we collect from renting out our flags, Susan Smith will be updating what is going on with the children, youth and adults at the Public Library.  She will also be given her annual support check which comes from our flag program.
 
 
"Don't Forget Flag Day on Memorial Day, Monday, May 29th.  ***Those who are putting up flags, don't forget to go to your route and renew the flags for next year.  Randy has made letters, so let's try to get it done before the 29th.
May 19, 1890.....  Vietnamese leader, Ho Chi Minh was bor4n in the central Vietnamese village of Kim Lien (as Nguyen That Thanh).  In 1930, he organized the Indo-Chinese Communist party and later adopted the name Ho Chi Mihn, meaning "he who enlightens".  In 1945, he proclaimed the independence of Vietnam and served as president of North Vietnam from 1945 to 1969.  He led the longest and most costly war during the 20th Century against the French and later the Americans.  On April 29, 1975, six years after his death, the last American left South Vietnam.  Th8e next day, the city of Saigon was renamed Ho Chi Minh City.
May 20, 325 A.D. - : The Council of Niceaea, the first ecumenical council of Catholic Church was called by Constantine I, first Christian Emperor of the Roman Empire.  With nearly 300 bishops in attendance at Nicaea in Asia minor, the council condemned Arianism which denied Christ's divinity, formulated the Nicene Creed and fixed the date of Easter.
May 21, 1881 - - The American Red Cross was founded by Clara Barton.  The organization today provides volunteer disaster relief in the U.S. and abroad.  Community services include collecting and distributing donated blood and teaching health and safety classes.
May 22, 1972 - - President Richard Nixon became the first American president to visit Moscow.  Four days later, Nixon and Soviet Russia's leader Leonid Brezhnev signed a pact pledging to freeze nuclear arsenals at current levels.
May 23, 1846 - - The first American female attorney, Arabella Mansfield was born near Burlington, Iowa (as Belle Aurelia Babb).  She was certified in 1869 as an attorney and admitted to the Iowa bar, but never practiced law.  Instead she chose a career as a college educator and administrator.  She was also instrumental in the founding of the Iowa Suffrage Society in 1870.
May 24, 1881 - - Telegraph inventor Samuel Morse sent the first official telegraph message, "What hath God wrought?" from the Capitol building in Washington, D.C., to Baltimore.
May 25, 1787 - - The Constitutional Convention began in Philadelphia with delegates from seven states forming a quorum.
 
The Age of Imponderables! - (There are no answers to these imponderables, but if you think of a good answer, let me know and I will put it in?
 
1: What happens if you take No-Doze and wash it down with Nyquil?
2: What is a "free gift"?  Aren't all gifts free?
3:  What kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum?
4:  What was the best thing before sliced bread?
5:  When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
6:  When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
7:  When something fades in the sunlight, where did the colors go?
8:  Ever notice how irons have a setting for "permanent press?  I don't get it.
9:  Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
10:  Where are the germs that cause 'good' breath?
 
 
 
 
"Read the question carefully, see if you get the answer before looking at the answer at the end of the bulletin."
 
1: Name the three primary colors?
2: In needlework, what does UFO refer to?
3: Name the famous ballet Russian dancer who changed the face of modern ballet.
4: What is the painting 'La Gioconda' more usually known as?
5: What does the term 'piano' mean?
6: Name the Spanish artist, sculptor and draughtsman famous for co-founding the Cubist movement.
7: How many valves does a trumpet have?
8: If you were painting with tempera, what would you be using to bind together color pigments?
9: What is John Leach famous for making?
10: In "Thunderbirds", what was Lady Penelope's chauffeur called?
"A Hair of the Dog that bit you!"
 
     This statement stems from the ancient medical maxim, Like cures like----thus even in the Iliad we find the Greek belief that a wound caused by the spear of Achilles could be healed by an ointment containing rust from that same spear.  And to this day there are men and women who sincerely believe that the best cure from the bite of a dog is some of the hair from that dog applied to the wound.  In England, they say, the hair should be burned before it is applied.  But, generally speaking, when men get together, "a hair of the dog that bit you" means another little drink.  If the conviviality of last night's session has resulted in a morning's hangover, the "hair" is supposed to be a pick-me-up, a little whiskey to clear the head.   This was the meaning among gentlemen four hundred years ago in John Heywood's Prouerbes in the Englishe Tongue (1546): I pray the leat me and my fellow haue/A heare of the dog that bote us last night"
 
 
 
 
    
Ten Things a Mom Doesn't Want to Hear!!
 
1: I swallowed a goldfish!
2: Your lipstick works better than crayons!
3: Does grape juice leave a stain???
4: The principal called.......!
5: But DAD says that word all the time!
6: What's it cost to fix a window?
7: Has anyone seen my earthworms?
8: I painted your shoes pretty, huh Mommy?
9: The dog doesn't like dressing up in your clothes!
10: I'm moving out.  (Well, maybe some days.)
1.........Earth has traveled more than 5,000 miles in the past five minutes.
2..........Bob Marley's last words to his son before he died were "Money can't buy life."
3...........A hippo's wide open mouth is big enough to fit a 4-foot-tall child in.
4...........In New York, it is illegal to sell a haunted house without telling the buyer.
5...........It is considered good luck in Japan when a sumo wrestler makes your baby cry.
6...........A man from Britain changed his name to Tim Pppppppppprice to make it harder for telemarketers to pronounce.
7...........A woman from California once tried to sue the makers of Cap'n Crunch, because the Crunch Berries contained "no berries of any kind."
8............A Swedish woman lost her wedding ring, and found it 16 years later - growing on a carrot in her garden.
9.............Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
10...........Pirates wore earrings because they believed it improved their eyesight.
AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL( Exploring some of the 'Beauty' spots in our country!
 
"Cloud Gate, Chicago, Ill.
 
     Cloud Gate is a pu8blic sculpture by Indian-born British artist Anish Kapoor, that is the centerpiece of AT&T Plaza at Millenium Park in the Loop community area of Chicago, Illinois.  The sculpture and AT&RT Plaza are located on top of Park Grill, between the Chase Promenade and McCormick Tribune Plaza and Ice Rink.  Constructed between 2004 and 2006, the sculpture is nicknamed THE BEAN because of its shape.  Made up of 168 stainless steel plates welded together, its highly polished exterior has no visible seams.  It measures 33 by 66 by 42 feet, and weighs 110 short tons.
     Kapoor's design was inspired by liquid mercury and the sculpture's surface reflects and distorts the city's skyline.  Visitors are able to walk around and under Cloud Gate's 12 foot high arch.  On the underside is the 'omphalos' (Greek for 'navel', a concave chamber that warps and multiplies reflections.  The sculpture builds upon many of Kapoor's artistic themes, and it is popular with tourists as a photo-taking opportunity for its unique reflective properties.
 
 
 
 For this Week's Questions for May 15th, 2017
1.....Red, yellow and blue
2.....An Unfinished Object.
3.....Rudolf Nureyev
4.....The Mona Lisa
5.....To be Played Softly
6.....Pablo Picasso
7.....Three
8.....Egg yolks
9.....Pottery
10.....Parker
"When we commit to a goal, the methods to achieve that goal will appear.  When the methods do appear, they may not be (and seldom are) dressed in familiar garb.  Many people are in the habit of saying "no" to all new experiences.  Don't say "no" till you know what you're saying "no" to!