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San Marcos Noon Kiwanis - We Build!
San Marcos Noon
Kiwanis is for Kids
We meet Thursdays at 12:00 PM
Grin's Restaurant
802 N LBJ Dr
San Marcos, TX  78666
United States
 
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BULLETIN FOR THE WEEK OF DECEMBER 28TH ​​
 
 
 
 "PROMISE TO YOURSELF TO BE SO STRONG THAT NOTHING CAN DISTURB YOUR PEACE OF MIND.  TO BE TOO WISE FOR WORRY, TOO TOLERANT FOR ANGER, AND TOO COURAGEOUS FOR FEAR.  TO BE HAPPY."
​WHAT IS GOING ON THIS COMING THURSDAY, DECEMBER 31ST?
 
​We will be having a Roundtable.  For those who don't know what that is, it means we don't have a program, we meet at Grins, same time, we eat and talk about whatever is on our mind.  We could talk Kiwanis stuff or we could talk about what we got for Christmas, or what are we going to do for New Years.  It's up to you.                             
​RENEW YOUR CBI (CRIMINAL BACKGROUND INVESTIGATION)
 
​     ​Glen Rydl, our club secretary is urging all members of our club to ​renew their Criminal Background Status​.  Every member must do this themselves, the club is not going to do it.  CBI request is now online ONLY!
     Go to the website at www.txokkiwanis.org​ and put cursor on Member Resources.  Click on Forms and Reports and scroll down to Background Checks​  The top two listings are for CBI's  Click on the online button to access the form.  ​Do not use any other form than this one.​We must renew these checks every two years.  They are no longer printing CBI cards.  ​DON'T NEGLECT TO DO THIS!  EVERY KIWANIS MEMBER MUST HAVE THIS DONE!
GREETERS FOR THE MONTH OF JANUARY, 2016
Greeters should arrive by 11:30am to greet people that come early.  If you see someone sitting by themselves, ask if you can join them.  Remember we are a friendly club and we want everyone glad that they came.
 
​January 7th...........Chester Banks
January 14.............Sam Brannon
January 21..............Ted Breihan
​January 28.....,...,.....Doug Balkman
 
       ​HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU WHO WERE BORN IN JANUARY!
 
        January 18................Gary Nelson
         January 24...............Randy Cook​​                                                                      
ANNIVERSARIES IN THE MONTH OF JANUARY!
 
 
 
      January 8.................Francis and Delia Mendez

































 
 
​​What do we know about Numbers? 
 
     1....is also called ​unit, unity, number​, a numeral.  It represents a single entity, the unit of counting or measurement.  Any number multiplied by one is that number.
​     2. One is the first figure number of every kind, such as triangular number, pentagonal number and centered hexagonal number..
​     3. One is the only 1 - perfect number
​     4. By definition, 1 is the probability of an event that is almost certain to occur.
     5. 1 - is the atomic number of hydrogen.
​     6. The One is the ultimate reality and source of all existence....regarded the number 1- as God's number and the basis for all numbers.​
​     7. 1- is the lowest number permitted for use by players in most sports.
    8. In baseball scoring is assigned to the pitcher.
​    9. In basketball, 1- point is awarded for a successful free throw.
​    10. In soccer, the number `1- is often given to the goalie.
      ​"A MAN TAKES HIS PET LOBSTERS OUT FOR A SWIM."
 
​A Game Warden is walking along a beach one morning when he spots a man with a bucket of lobsters.  The Warden walks up to the man, flashes his badge and says, 'You're in big trouble, buddy.  Poaching lobsters is a serious offense.'
    The man answers, 'You've got it all wrong, these lobsters are my pets!  Every morning I take them out for some exercise.  I let them swim around in the ocean for a few minutes and then whistle them back in.'
​    The Warden looks at the man skeptically and says, 'Okay then, prove it.'
     The man proceeds to throw the lobsters into the ocean and both he and the Warden stand there waiting.  After a couple minutes the Warden looks at the man and says, 'That's long enough, now whistle your lobsters back in.'
​   The man turns to the Warden and says, 'Lobsters? What lobsters?'"
     
   
 
 
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​A MESSAGE OF GRATITUDE FROM CHAIRMAN DELAY!
 
​     "Can you believe it?  Kiwanis is on the verge of making history.  During the last five years, The Eliminate Project has raised $104, 000,000 to support UNICEF#F's MNT elimination work, including the Canadian government match.  In the last year alone, fundraising increased $26.8 million dollars and 16 districts showed their support through district-wide commitments.
​      Without a doubt, 2015 lived up to it's name - The Year Of Celebration.  Though my appreciation extends far beyond the kickoff of Kiwanis centennial year, I look back over the last five years with a grateful heart, wonder and amazement.  In 2010, the Kiwanis family set out to do what seemed impossible at the time - raising $110 million to help eliminate maternal neonatal tetanus worldwide.  But now in December, 2015, we stand at the door of victory.  During the last five years, 19 countries have eliminated MNT, thanks to UNICEF, Kiwanis and partners, leaving 21 that are still at risk.
     Our goal is within reach.  But we are not yet finished.  We made a promise, and we will fulfill it.  The fulfillment phase of The Eliminate Project is crucial to the global elimination of MNT.  That is why we need the help of Kiwanians everywhere to complete individual, club and district pledges.  You can help Kiwanis achieve its goal and be a part of changing the course of humanity.
​     Thank you for your dedication and efforts during the last five years.  I hope that passion continues until every mom and child are protected from tetanus.,"
                                                Blessings
​                                                Chairman Randy DeLay
​   ​1. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!
​   2. The praying mantis is the only insect that can turn its head!
​   3. A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!
​   4. A giraffe can clean it's ears with its 21-inch tongue!
​   5. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!
​   6. America once issued a 5-cent bill!
   7. More people use blue toothbrushes than red​ones!
   8. Slugs have 4 noses!
​   10. There are more plastic flamingos in the U.S. than real ones!
  
                                  
HISTORICAL FACTS FROM DECEMBER 25-31
 
December 25, 1066..........​William the Conqueror was crowned King of England after he had invaded England from France, defeated and killed King Harold at the Battle of Hastings, then marched on London.
December 26, 2004​..........An estimated 230,000 were killed and 1.5 million left homeless when a magnitude 9.3 earthquake on the seafloor of the Indian Ocean set off a series of giant tsunami waves that smashed into the shorelines of a dozen countries including Indonesia, Sri Lanka, Thailand, India and Somalia.
December 27, 1996...........A genocide​ trial began concerning the killing of an estimated 800,000 Tutsis in Rwanda.  In 1994, a bloody civil war had broken out between the two main ethnic groups, the Hutu and the Tutsi.  After the Hutu army seized power it had waged a campaign of "ethnic cleansing" against the Tutsi population.
December 28, 1832...........​John C. Calhoun became the first American ever to resign the office of vice-president.  He served under Presidents John Quincy Adams and Andrew Jackson and resigned after a series of political disagreements with President Jackson.  He went on to become a U.S. Senator from South Carolina.
December 29, 1890............Members of the U.S. 7th Cavalry massacred more than 200 Native Americans (Sioux) men, women, and children at Wounded Knee Creek, South Dakota.
​December 30, 1803............​The Stars & Stripes flag was raised over New Orleans as the United States took formal possession of the territory of Louisiana, an area of 885,000 square miles, nearly doubling the size of the U.S.  The territory had been purchased from France for approximately $15 million dollars. 
December 31, 1781..............​The first bank in the U.S., the Bank of North America, received its charter from the Confederation Congress.  It opened on January 7, 1782 in Philadelphia.
 
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 A CLOSING THOUGHT FROM THE EDITOR 
 
 
"The Secret of contentment is the realization that life is a gift not a right"