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FOR THE WEEK OF AUGUST 9, 2018
"When God wanted sponges and oysters, He made them, and put one on a rock, and the other in the mud. When he made man, He did not make him to be a sponge or an oyster. He made him with feet and hands, and head, and heart and vital blood, and a place to use them, and said to him, 'Go Work!' (Henry Ward Beecher)
Those who were present on Thursday, August 2nd, 2018
Doug Balkman, Jeanne Balkman, Chester Banks, Del Brown, Frederick Case, Randy Cook, Pam Cook, Joanna Gilland, Charles Johnson, Rob Martin, Gary Nelson, John Roppolo, Lon Shell, Charles Walts, Kelli Whigham, Rhonda White, Ted Breihan, Beverly Crumley, Andrew Gary, Francis Mendez, Glen Rydl, McBride Wilson. (22)
"Here is the list of Greeters for the month of AUGUST, 2018
If you are scheduled to be Greeter for a particular Thursday, try to arrive at Grins by about 11:30am, put on the special Greeter's badge and then greet each and every member and visitors as they come in.
August 9...….JoAnna Gilland
August 16......Veronique Hahn
August 23...…Merwin Richards
August 30......Charles Johnson
August 3...…...Rob Martin
August 10...….Beverly Crumley
August 21...….Glen Rydle
August 28...….Pam Cook
Anniversaries celebrated in August 2018
August 18...…...Lon & Phyllis Shell
August 31...…..McBride & Elsie Wilson
Butter Braid Pastries Fundraiser
Several members of our club took Order Blanks for our current fundraiser from Butter Braid Pastries. If you have some 'sign ups' already received, and want to pass them on to Rhonda White, please send an email to Rhonda at Rhonda.k.white.h6ym@statefarm.com and let her know how many orders have been collected so far. Try and get this information on Monday, August 6th if possible.
--------Cynthia Bentley...…...She recently went through some surgery on her eye.
--------John Polk, Ted Breihan, Rob Martin, the families of those TSU students who lost their lives in the University Fire.
--------Glen & Marilou Rydl,
Last Week's Program
John Roppolo was our program last week, and he filled us in with so much information with regards to Special Olympics. As a parent of an autistic child, John got himself totally involved in this important part of special need children. He explained just how important these Special Olympics are, not only to the children and youth, but also to the parents. Here, John is showing off one of the Special Olympics Volley Ball T-Shirts.
To the left, is an enlarged medal that his son won. Thanks John for sharing your great love for this important aspect of your son's life and that of your family.
Well, Well, Well! Chester Banks is one lucky person. His name was drawn again for Big Bucks, but this time, he kept it! What's your secret Chester?
Our Program for this coming Thursday, August 9th, 2018
JoAnna Gilland is providing the program for this coming Thursday, and she will be bringing Matt Patterson from Matt Patterson Insurance. Matt has quite a background in matters other than insurance. So as not to leave anything out, you are going to have to come to the noon meeting this week to find out all of the interesting stories that Matt has to tell us. See you then!
Here is the Upcoming Board of Directors for 2018-2019
These new officers will be sworn in at our Installation Banquet on September 27, and will assume their duties in October.
This Week's Riddle
"When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?"
Week of August 3rd - August 9th
August 3, 1492 - - Christopher Columbus set sail from Palos, Spain, with three ships, Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria. Seeking a westerly route to the Far East, he instead landed on October 12th in the Bahamas, thinking it was an outlying Japanese island.
August 4, 1964 - - Three young civil rights workers, James Chaney, Andrew Goodman and Michael Schwerner, were found murdered and buried in an earthen dam outside Philadelphia, Mississippi. They had disappeared on June 21 after being detained by Neshoba County police on charges of speeding. They were participating in the Mississippi Summer project organized by the Student Nonviolent Coordinating Committee (SNCC) to increase black voter registration. When their car was found burned on June 23, President Lyndon Johnson ordered the FBI to search for the men.
August 5, 1583 - - The first British colony in North America was founded by Sir Humphrey Gilbert, a British navigator and explorer. He sighted the Newfoundland coast and took possession of the area around St. John's harbor in the name of the Queen. He was later lost at sea in a storm off the Azores on his return trip to England.
August 6, 1962 - - Jamaica achieved independence after centuries of British and Spanish rule. During 150 years of Spanish rule, African slaves were first brought to the island. The British invaded in 1655 and the slave trade greatly expanded during the 1700's. Following the abolition of slavery in the 1830s, Jamaica remained a British colony.
August 7, 1964 - - Following an attack on two U.S. destroyers in the Gulf of Tonkin off North Vietnam, the U.S. Congress approved the Gulf of Tonkin Resolution, granting President Lyndon Johnson authority "to take all necessary measures to repel any armed attack against the forces of the United States and to prevent further aggression.
August 8, 1945 - - Soviet Russia declared war on Japan and sent troops into Japanese-held Manchuria.
August 9, 1974 - - Effective at noon, Richard M. Nixon resigned the presidency as a result of the Watergate scandal. Nixon had appeared on TV the night before and announced his decision to the American people. Facing possible impeachment by Congress, he became the only U.S. President ever to resign.
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"Dead As A Doornail!"
"Before the days of the electric or mechanical doorbells, anyone coming to your house just had to pound a metal knocker that was nailed to the front door. Sometimes it took a lot of heavy smacks to get attention. This meant that the nails holding this metal plate on the door got a lot of wear, eventually having the life pounded out of it and it fell out. Today anything that is totally withered or a failed project or situation that is hopeless is considered to be as dead as a doornail.
Alternate origin "Nails were in short supply and high demand in colonial times. People would go out in the night and steal the nails from their neighbors doors. To prevent this from happening. the ends of the nails inside, were bent and hammered down to prevent them from being pulled out, from the outside. The nail was said to be dead and the act was deadening the nail. It could not be removed and all other uses were of that nail were eliminated.....i.e. the nail was dead!
""Be Careful where you swim!"
"A hypnotist was visiting the aquarium during feeding time. 'You know,' the hypnotist said to the man feeding the fierce shark, 'I could hypnotize that shark.'
'You're crazy! He'll rip you limb from limb,' the feeder said, laughing. 'But, hey, if you're so brave, be my guest.'
The hypnotist jumped in, swam to the shark and stared it in the eye for a full minute. The animal paused, blinked, and then tore into him. The bleeding man slowly made his way out of the tank.
'I thought you hypnotize him,' sneered the feeder. 'I did,' the hypnotist said, holding his arm. 'Now he thinks he's an alligator.'"
Well, What Do You Know About That!
1..What was the first commercially manufactured breakfast cereal? (Shredded Wheat)
2..What nation produces two thirds of the world's vanilla? (Madagascar)
3..Where did the pineapple plant originate? (In South America. It didn't reach Hawaii until the early nineteenth century)
4..What nutty legume accounts for one sixth of the world's vegetable oil production? (The Peanut)
5..What tree gives us prunes? (The plum tree)
6..What's the only fish that produces real caviar, according to the FDA? (The Sturgeon)
7..What sticky sweetener was traditionally used as an antiseptic ointment for cuts and burns? (Honey)
8..What measure of energy comes from he Latin word meaning 'heat"? (The calorie)
9..What's the only metal that's not a solid at room temperature? (Mercury)
10.What species Amazonian electric variety packs a 650 volt wallop? (The eels)
"My Final Thoughts! Just Some Extras!! I Love These!
1....."Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work!".....(Thomas Edison)
2....."The world cares very little about what a man or woman knows; it is what the man or woman is able to do that counts"...(Booker T. Washington)
3....."Genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration.....(Thomas Edison)
4....."I never did anything worth doing by accident, nor did any of my inventions come by accident; they came by work!".....(Thomas Edison)
5....."When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another."...….(Helen Keller)
6....."Thank God every morning when you get up that you have something to do that day which must be done, whether you like it or not"...(.Charles Kingsley)
7....."We cannot do everything at once, but we can do something at once!"...…(Calvin Coolidge)
8....."I don't believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates.".....(T.S. Eliot)
9....."The test of the artist does not lie in the will which he goes to work, but in the excellence of the work he produces."....(Thomas Aquinas, 1265)
10...."Our real problem is not our strength today; it is the vital necessity of action today to ensure our strength tomorrow.".....(Dwight D. Eisenhower)