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San Marcos Noon Kiwanis - We Build!
San Marcos Noon
Kiwanis is for Kids:"Every Child Is a Story not Yet Told"
We meet Thursdays at 12:00 PM
Grin's Restaurant
802 N LBJ Dr
San Marcos, TX  78666
United States
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Committees and Functional Responsibilities for 2016-2017
Annual projects - Texas Ramps
Annual Projects - Pancake Day
Annual Projects - Silent Auction (with Pancake Day
Annual Projects - Flag displays
Annual Projects -Veterans Day
Annual Projects, Camp McBride Wilson Youth Camp
Annual Projects - Disaster Backpacks
Kiwanis Clubs in District 38
Weekly Programs - 2016
Annual Family Social..Cp McBride Wilson Youth Camp
Greeter Schedule for 2016-2017
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Speakers
Apr 13, 2017
Diane Insley, Director of the San Marcos Public Library
Apr 20, 2017
TBA
Apr 27, 2017
TBA
May 04, 2017
TBA
May 11, 2017
Susan Smith will bring the program about the Children's Reading Program
May 18, 2017
TBA
May 25, 2017
TBA
Jun 01, 2017
TBA
Jun 08, 2017
TBA
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FOR THE WEEK OF APRIL 10th, 2017
""There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference.  The little difference is attitude.  The big difference is whether it is positive or negative"
Attendance for April 6, 2017
 
     Doug Balkman,Chester Banks,Del Brown, Frederick Case, Steve Furney, Charles Johnson, Rob Martin, Gary Nelson, Lon Shell, Rhonda White, Ted Breihan, Beverly Crumley, Tracy Herman, John Polk, Merwin Richards, Glen Rydl, McBride Wilson, Lucky Bovo. (17)
 
 
 
 
 
                           
 
 
 
 
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"Here is the list of Greeters for the month of April, 2017.
         
           If you are scheduled to be Greeter for a particular Thursday, try to arrive at Grins by about 11:30am, put on the special Greeter's badge and then greet each and every member  and visitors as they come in.  
                 April 13..........Doug Balkman
                 April 20...........Chester Banks
                 April 27............Lucky Bovo
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

   

                       

    
"BIRTHDAYS DURING THE MONTH OF APRIL 2017
 
     April 1............John Roppollo
     April 11...........Moe Johnson
     April 16...........Tracy Herman
     April 9.............Rhonda White
      April 12...........Gary Strunk
 
 
 
 
          ​           
THOSE WHO HAVE ANNIVERSARIES IN THE 
MONTH OF APRIL, 2017
 
      April 6.............Stacy & Beverly Crumley
      April 24............Andrew & Carol Gary
      April 26............Frederick & Margo Case
 
          
 
    
 
 
    
 
 
 
Sorry, but the Big Bucks jar gets more money put in it.  Moe Johnson had his name drawn, but he was not present.  He was getting ready to have hip surgery the next day.
Final Tally for this year's Pancake Day and Silent Auction......
 
     Charles Johnson passed out the final tally on this y ear's Pancake and Silent Auction, and it was a good one.  We had almost 100% participation of members, plus Medical Explorers, plus K-Kids from DeZavala, and Salvation Army volunteers.  We had a subtotal income of $9,634, including ticket sales, Auction and Pancake Sales,Auction checks, Auction Credit, Donations, Mix Refund. Sale of Sausage/Mix sale to members.
     The overall expenses came to $2,061.97 which included cash to start with Supplies, such as bowls and tools, signs Activity Center rental, newspaper, and thank you letter postage and Credit Card fees came to $2,0561.97.  That gives a grand Total Profit of $7,572.25.
     We served a grand total of 294 people.  All in all, many members felt it was the best event we have had, considering some basic changes from years past.  Thanks to everyone who made it possible, especially all of the community citizens that came, ate, purchased auction items and had a great time in conversation with each other.
Three attend K-Kid's Meeting!
 
     Three members, Randy Cook, Chester Banks and Del Brown attended the K-Kid's meeting with their sponsor, Brittany Bouzard.  We are so fortunate to have Brittany leading this group, and she is so passionate about these children.  She teaches 1st Grade and you can see by the photo, that she was given the award of Teacher of the Year for 2016-2017.  They are planning at least two special events in the very near future, "Fitness Day" , which will be on Saturday, May 20th, held in the gym and Cafeteria. This will be a fun time, and they possibly might use a little help from our club in the way of people helping out.  More later. There are other activities being considered, but nothing specifically fleshed out.  Will keep everyone up to date
 
    
Our Program for this coming Thursday, April 13, 2017.
 
     Glen Rydl will be bringing the program for this coming Thursday.  She is Diane Insley, General Manager of the San Marcos Public Library.  Her subject will be to discuss the renovation and improvements that are being discussed of the Library.
     "Do what you love.  Find a job that you find rewarding and make a difference in your community".
     That is Diane;s philosophy.  She has worked for 28 years at the San Marcos Public Library, Reference Librarian, Special Services and Outreach Manager, Public Service Manager before she was appointed Library Director in 2015.  She manages a 1.5 million dollar budget and has a staff that includes eight professional librarians, six full time paraprofessionals and twelve part time clerks.
     Diane loves and is passionate about her job because of 'the people' she enjoys the public service part of being a librarian the best.  Inspiring children to be readers, providing educational opportunities for people of all ages, preserving local history, creating a great space to read, meet, use technology and explore.  She loves seeing the babies come in for a lap-sit storytime and likes opening the door for a senior citizen using a walker.
     Be sure and come hear her talk about the expansion plans that are in the mill for the library.  Let's have a great crowd for Diane.
 
 
 
Two of our club members have undergone hip surgery in the last week.  Moe Johnson had surgery last week and Chester Banks will undergo surgery on Monday, May 10th.  Let's keep them in our prayers and wish them speedy recovery./
     On Friday, May 19th, our Club will be providing lunch at the Cock House.  More information will follow.
 
"Hear Ye! Hear Ye!...Mark your Calendars if you are a member of the Board of Directors. 
 
     There will be a Board meeting of Directors on Thursday, April 27 at 5:30pm at Brookdale San Marcos North.  Remember, our Board meetings have changed from the third Thursday to the fourth Thursday.  See you there.
Remember the Date of this Fundraiser....April 14.....from 5:00pm to 9:00pm.   We are expected.  Tell them that you are there from our Club.  Their address is 310 S. Interstate Hwy 35 #101
April 7, 1712 - In New York City, 27 black slaves rebelled, shooting nine whites as they attempted to put out a fire started by the slaves.  The state militia was called out to capture the rebels.  Twenty one of the slaves were executed and six committed suicide.
April 8, 1952 - President Harry S. Truman seized control of America's steel mills to prevent a shutdown by strikers.  However on April 29th, the seizure was ruled unconstitutional by a U.S. District Court.  Workers immediately began a strike lasting 53 days, ending it when they received a 16-cents per hour wage increase and additional benefits.
April 9, 1865 - After over 500,000 American deaths, the Civil War effectively ended as General Robert E. Lee surrendered to General Ulysses S. Grant in the village of Appomattox Court House.  The surrender occurred in the home of Wilmer McLean.  Terms of the surrender, written by General Grant, allowed Confederates to keep their horses and return home.  Officers were allowed to keep their swords and side arms.
April 10, 1998 - Politicians in Northern Ireland reached an agreement aimed at ending 30 years of violence which had claimed over 3,400 lives.  Under the agreement, Protestants and Catholics in Northern Ireland would govern together in a new 108-member Belfast assembly, thus ending 26 years of "direct rule" from London.
April 11, 1970 - Apollo 13 was launched from Cape Kennedy at 2:13 pm.  Fifty-six hours into the flight an oxygen tank exploded in the service module.  Astronaut John L. Swigert saw a warning light that accompanied the bang and said, "Houston, we've had a problem here."  Swigert, James a Lovell and Fred W. Haise then transferred into the lunar module, using it as a 'lifeboat' and began a perilous return trip to Earth, splashing down safely on April 17th.
April 12, 1861 - The American Civil War began as Confederate troops under the command of General Pierre Beauregard opened fire at 4:30 a.m. on Fort Sumter in Charleston, South Carolina.
April 13, 1743 - Thomas Jefferson was born in Albermarle County, Virginia.  He was an author, inventor, lawyer, politician, architect, and one of the finest minds of the 1700's.  He authored the American Declaration of Independence and later served as the 3rd U.S. President from 1801 to 1809.  He died on July 4, 1826, the same day as his old friend and one-time political rival John Adams.
The Age of Imponderables! - (There are no answers to these imponderables, but if you think of a good answer, let me know and I will put it in?
 
     1 - Do jellyfish get gas from eating jelly beans?
2 - What if you are in hell, and you get mad at someone, where do you tell them where to go?
3 - Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?
4 - What is a refried bean?  Why do they have to fry it twice?
5. - Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
6 -  What is shaved ice?  Did it have hair on it before it was shaved?
7  - Do Scottish Terriers get Scotch Tape worms?
8  - Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
9  - What is the speed of dark?
10 - What is the diameter of a square?
 
 
"Read the question carefully, see if you get the answer before looking at the answer at the end of the bulletin."
1........Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days.  How many months have 28 days?
2.........If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it be before all the bills had been taken?
3.........I went to bed at eight o'clock in the evening and wound up my clock and set the alarm to sound at nine clock in the morning.  How many hours sleep would I get before being awaken by the alarm?
4.........Divide 30 by half and add ten.  What do you get?
5.........A farmer had 17 sheep.  All but 9 died.  How many live sheep were left?
6.........If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil heater, an oil lamp and a candle, which would you light first?
7.........Take 2 apples from 3 apples.  What do you have ?
8.........How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark?
9.........If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago and stopped at Pittsburgh to pick up 7 more people and drop off 5 passengers and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hours later.  What's the name of the driver?
10.........Under what name did Dutch born Gertrude Zelle ,World War I spy, operate?
 
 
 
    
"Boy, you can sink your teeth in this one!"
 
    "Thinking that the presidential candidate needed to show a more human side of himself, his committee advised him to visit an old age home.  Walking into the room of an old man, with the camera's whirring, the nominee was surprised when the old man offered him some peanuts from a bowl on the table.  'Thank you', said the nominee after being offered more for the 3rd time, 'why don't you have some yourself?'  'Oh, I can't eat it' said the old man, 'I don't have any teeth.'  'So why do you have them?', asked the confused nominee.  'Oh, I like the chocolate around it' was the glib reply"
 
    
1........A single cloud can weigh more than a million pounds!
2........James Buchanan, the 15th U.S. President continuously bought slaves with his own money in order to free them.
3........The average person walks the equivalent of three times around the world in a lifetime.
4........You cannot snore and dream at the same time!
5........The world's oldest piece of chewing gum is over 9,000 years old!
6........A coyote can hear a mouse moving underneath a foot of snow!
7........Bolts of lightning can shoot out of an erupting volcano!
8........New York drifts about one inch farther away from London each year!
9.........A U.S. dollar bill can be folded approximately 4,000 times in the same place before it will tear!
10.......A sneeze travels about 100 miles per hour!
 
Yosemite National Park is a national park spanning portions of Tuolumne, Mariposa and Madera counties in Northern California.  The park which is managed by the National Park Service covers an area of 747,956 acres and reaches across the western slopes of the Sierra Nevada mountain range.  On average, about 4 million people visit Yosemite each year, and most spend the majority of their time in the seven square miles of Yosemite Valley.  The park set a visitation record in 2016, surpassing 5 million visitors for the first time in its history.
     Designated a World Heritage Site in 1984, Yosemite is internationally recognized for its granite cliffs, waterfalls, clear streams, giant sequoia groves, lakes, mountains, glaciers, and biological diversity.
     Almost 95% of the park is designated wilderness and is one of the largest and least fragmented habitat blocks in the Sierra Nevada, and the park supports a diversity of plants and animals.  The park has an elevation range from 2,127 to 13,114 feet and contains five major vegetation zones: chaparral/oak woodland, lower montane forest, upper montane forest, subalpine zone, and alpine.
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 For this Week's Questions for April 10. 2017
 
1: Answer: All of them.  Every month has at least 28 days!
2.........Answer: 1 Hour.....If you take a pill at 1:o'clock, then another at 1:30 and the last at 2,o'clock they will be taken in 1 hour!
3.........Answer: 1 hour.  It is a wind-up alarm clock which cannot distinguish between a.m. and p.m.
4.........Answer: 70.  Dividing by half  is the same as multiplying by 2!
5.........Answer: 9 Live sheep!
6.........Answer: The match!
7..........Answer: Two apples!
8..........Answer: None, it was Noah, not Moses!
9..........Answer: You are the driver!
10.........Mata Hari!
 
 
 
"Fear. guilt, unworthiness, hurt feelings and anger are, of course, emotions.  "Emotion is energy in motion.  We take our energy and put it in motion.   Sometimes it's joy, sometimes it's sorrow, sometimes it's guilt, sometimes it's pride; sometimes it's pain, sometimes it's pleasure-----whatever the emotion, the energy that's in motion is what we put in motion."