Kiwanis Club of San Marcos

may.....Joke.....5/20/19

 
 
 
    
"About to take his first horseback ride, the greenhorn was checking out the horses in the stable.  The old wrangler asked whether he wanted an English saddle, or a Western saddle.  'What's the difference?' asked the tenderfoot.  'The English saddle is flat, while the Western has a horn in the front.'  'Better give me the English saddle,' the fellow replied.  'I don't expect to be riding in traffic.'"