Kiwanis Club of San Marcos


"About to take his first horseback ride, the greenhorn was checking out the horses in the stable.  The old wrangler asked whether he wanted an English saddle, or a Western saddle.  'What's the difference?' asked the tenderfoot.  'The English saddle is flat, while the Western has a horn in the front.'  'Better give me the English saddle,' the fellow replied.  'I don't expect to be riding in traffic.'"