Kiwanis Club of San Marcos

10.... Why, Why?....10/15/18

Well, How About That!!
 
1..When something is New & Improved.  If it's New It Can't Have Been There Before, But If It's Improved It Must Have Been There Before!
2..If people say it's the best thing since sliced bread, what was the best thing before sliced bread?
3..If a fly had no wings is it a "walk"?
4..Why do you drive in a parkway but park in a driveway?
5..Do bees get wax in their ears?
6..Has anyone ever admitted to having an ugly babv?
7..Why are there no TV adverts for pencils?
8..Why on radio shows, do they always talk about the most interesting item at the end of the show?
9..Why do people always keep old raffle tickets in their wallets or purses when the draw was months ago and they obviously haven't won?
10.Why do old aged pensioners always tell you their ages?
11.Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?