Kiwanis Club of San Marcos

May..... Why, Why?....5.21/18

1.....Why do you never hear about 'gruntled' employees?
2.....If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
3.....When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
4.....What would the speed of lightning be if it didn't zigzag?
5.....If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
6.....If a book about failures doesn't sell well, is it a success?
7.....Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
8.....If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport;, the terminal?
9.....When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane?
10....If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?